Dog Funnys With Daisy and Scrappy, Up, Up, and Away!!!!

DAISY: "Pilot, I can't believe that you talked Steve into letting us use his big screen T.V."

SCRAPPY: "I'm so impressed Pilot. Maybe living with you won't be so bad.

PILOT: "I told you that I would bring some excitement into your boring lives.

Dog Funnys With Daisy and Scrappy, The Force be with You

DAISY: Ha Ha Ha Ha.....

SCRAPPY: What is so funny?

DAISY: With your ears like that, you look like Princess Leia!

SRAPPY: Oh yeah? Well you look like Yoda!

Daisy: Well you could pass for Jabba the Hutt!

SCRAPPY: That hurt!!!!!!!!!

Dog Funnys with Daisy and Scrappy,Mirror

SCRAPPY: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAISY: You scared me to death!!!!!!!!!! Why did you scream?

SCRAPPY: For a moment I thought there were two of you.

Daisy: I see no reason that even if there were two of me you would scream. I would think it would be a pleasant surprise.

SCRAPPY: (Speaking to self) I've got to go lay down. The thought of two Daisys in this world nearly gave me heart failure.

Dog Funnys with Daisy and Scrappy, Cha Cha Cha

DAISY: One, two, cha, cha, cha.......three, four, cha, cha, cha.

SCRAPPY: Still practicing huh Daisy?

DAISY: That's right! I want to be prepared when I try out for "Dancing with the Dogs".

SCRAPPY: Have you picked a partner to dance with at the audition yet?

DAISY: Not yet, it has to be a dog that's handsome, and a good dancer of course, but not quite as good as me. I don't want him to outshine me!

SCRAPPY: You don't always have to be the best, Daisy. Why can't you just dance for the enjoyment of dancing.

DAISY: Don't be silly, it's a chance to show off what I've got. I'll make the other girls crazy with jealousy. The boys will all try to dance with me.

SCRAPPY: What's the prize for the winner?

DAISY: A Years suppply of Dog Bones, and my picture on the cover of Glamour Dog Magazine!!!!! I'll be a star!!

SCRAPPY: That's great Daisy, but you shouldn't count on winning, you'll be really disappointed if you lose.

DAISY: You worry too much Scrappy, of course, I'll win.

SCRAPPY:(to herself) I know one thing Daisy, I lose either way, If you win, there'll be no living with you, I'll have to hear how great you are all the time and if you lose,I'll have to hear how poor the judges were all the time. I need to win a contest where the prize is a trip far far away.

DAISY: What did you say Scrappy, I couldn't hear you.

SCRAPPY: I said, you'll win that contest and snare that prize. Hip Hip Hurray!

DAISY: Oh Scrappy, you are my greatest cheerleader!!!!

Dog Funnys with Daisy and Scrappy, Our Most Important Job

SCRAPPY: Come on Daisy, it's 8:00 p.m, time for work, time to help our human parents unwind.

DAISY: I haven't finished grooming yet, give me a few minutes.

SCRAPPY: You know this is our most important job Daisy. I told you about the article I read that said having pets lowers human blood pressure and even adds several years to their lives. Now hurry up, you can tell human Mom had a stressful day. She looks ruff,ruff,ruff. Human Dad is working late, we'll have to help him later.

DAISY: OK, They do take such good care of us. Especially me, I'm getting prettier every day.

SCRAPPY: Why must you always make it about yourself Daisy? It's time to give our human Mom the attention she deserves.

DAISY: Scrappy, you know what?

SCRAPPY: What now Daisy?

DAISY: I love my job.

SCRAPPY: I know, me too.

DAISY: ALTHOUGH..... I have been thinking of asking for a vacation day so I can go to the spa.

SCRAPPY: Spa my tail.

Dog Funnys with Daisy and Scrappy, Lesson Learned

DAISY: Now let me think about this, I'm pretty sure that I buried that treat right around here.

SCRAPPY: We've been out here looking for that treat for the last 45 minutes. I'm going in the house now, Daisy. You've just got to remember where you bury your stuff from now on. I'm getting tired of wasting my time helping you find things. Let this be a lesson to you, Daisy!

DAISY: Come on Scrappy, help me look some more,PLEEEEZE? I'll share it with you.

SCRAPPY: Absolutely not, if I keep helping you, you'll never learn your lesson.

DAISY: Go on in then, I'm going to keep looking. Lesson Smession!!!!!
LATER......................................

SCRAPPY: You've got to be kidding, you actually found your treat?

DAISY: I certainly did, and here's a lesson you should learn Scrappy... perseverance pays off.

SCRAPPY: Lesson my tail!

Dog Funnys with Daisy and Scrappy, Bath Time

DAISY: I just love a long hot soaking bubble bath after a hard day of chasing squirrels and digging holes.

SCRAPPY: It makes my skin dry and itchy.

DAISY: I smell so good after a bath and my coat is so shinny. I'm thinking about taking a bath everyday.

SCRAPPY: Everyday? I can barely stand it once a month. I'm a more natural girl.
You know wild animals don't bathe and they do just fine.

DAISY: Do just fine? Are you crazy? Have you ever smelled a hyena?

SCRAPPY: No, but they laugh a lot so they must not think they smell too bad.

DAISY: They probably laugh a lot to keep from crying.

SCRAPPY: Why do you have candles lit all around the tub?

DAISY: It sets the ambiance.

SCRAPPY: Ambiance my tail!